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Are you in the top half of from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Are you in the top half of your class ? No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possible !

Teacher Would you at the back of from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes. Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing cards !

Teacher This note from your father looks from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ? Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !

Teacher Tommy you try my patience Tommy from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it !

Where do children learn their ABCs At from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Where do children learn their ABC's ? At LMN-tary school !

Teacher What are you doing crawling into from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

Teacher In the exam you will be from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question. Pupil : How long for the answer sir !

Father Well Son how are your exam from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ? Son: They're under water Father: What do you mean ? Son: Below "C" level !

Teacher Why are you the only child from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ? Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn't have school dinners yesterday !

Teacher What is the most common phrase from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ? Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

Teacher The word politics can you give from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ? Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !

Teacher What is a comet Pupil A from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher : What is a comet ? Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one ? Pupil: Lassie !

Teacher If you had five apples on from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ? Pupil : A fight !

Teacher Give me a sentence with the from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it. Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail !

Teacher Billy please dont whistle while studyingBilly from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher : Billy, please don't whistle while studying. Billy : Oh, but I'm not studying - just whistling !

Teacher Make up a sentence using the from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !

Teacher Whats happens to gold when it from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher : What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ? Pupil : It's stolen !

Teacher What are you reading Pupil I from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher : What are you reading ? Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

Teacher Were you copying his sums Pupil from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher : Were you copying his sums ? Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !

Teacher Tommy put some more water in from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank ! Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet !